Sunday, July 24, 2005

Breaking and Leaving

Yesterday at work, I was challenged to find out how locks work. I found a great article on exactly the inner workings of the locks which lead to an article on safebreaking. Little did I suspect that I might actually need to know how to use a lock the very next day.

P. (my little sis) had come into town from down south yesterday and she always wants to share time with all of her family peoples. So we usually stay at J&P2's house which is awesome because it is like a comfy exclusive bed and breakfast. My apartment is lovely but in comparision has no ac, no cable, no internet, etc... all of which can be found at J&Ps. Not to mention they are always great company. We spent the evening talking, laughing and attempting to thwart each other's attempts at SkipBo ( which I reigned supreme despite J's evil attempts of coup and gloating like crazy). Ah, sisters!

J&P got up in the morning to go to church and us church-hoppers decided to take a hike literally. I have been trying to find a church to match what I want and it is about as hard to find a guy I will date. Another story...But the girls left and P. and I got ready to go... or so we thought. J. (whose memory is sieve-like at best) left and automatically locked her dead bolt. Unfornuately for us, it needed a key in order to get out. They have fifty million keys but none apparently for their front door. We did finally find one for the padlock for their back fence.

I don't think I am cut out for a life of crime. Heavens know it took me at least a dozen times for getting into the safe at work. Not to mention I will never be mistaken for a poker-face. My emotions are usually out for the world to see and I would be the easiest collar a cop ever made. Good day and don't blow your money when getting into the safe.

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