Thursday, July 28, 2005

Of whether pigs have wings

Silly Carol... buffalos have wings : ) Though if a buffalo offered up its wings, I would definitely have to decline. We had a going away/welcome party for two of my staff today. Right now I am so full of sandwiches that I would like to curl up into a warm little ball under my desk. I need to put in order for a Do Not Disturb...Sleeping sign for my door. Though I am pretty sure the uppers would definitely like the idea of paying me for sleeping. I am positive I could also not get away with putting out in the public area my sign which says "Unattended Children will be sold as slaves". Well, they keep saying that we are in a budget crunch. It is just one more inventive and lucrative suggestion I could put forth.

They have also released a memo saying that we are now connecting our bonus and evaluation status. I now have to have proof that I am explemary to get more money... Hmmm maybe I should start a blog drive. To help Eve get here bonus and thus more money for her poor starving kitties, send your compliments to.... or For just minutes out of your day, you could compliment Eve and save a poor kitty ( 1 of 3)...

Must think on this further. Or I could just do it on my own strengths and determination... But what would be the fun in that?

Good day and save a tree... don't do homework

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Pigs have feet... they serve 'em pickled.
I hereby reccommend you for a promotion and raise. Please pass this not along to the appropriate parties.

Got any sandwiches left?

PS: Sunnibunny is posting now.